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Why do women live longer than men? Because God adds on the time women waste in parking their cars! A friend is someone who knows all about you but loves you anyway!
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That's only because men have all the easy driving, up and down A roads and motorways. Women get all the skilled driving, in towns, shopping, dropping kids off etc.!! I'll show you my parallel parking someday!! Carol
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Women have problems parking because men have told them that this length from here --------------------- to here is 6 inches!
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Damned76 wrote:Women have problems parking because men have told them that this length from here --------------------- to here is 6 inches! I get 6 inches by folding it in half!! A friend is someone who knows all about you but loves you anyway!
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In your dreams!
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Poor Stewart not only has he been suffering from broken ribs, but it now looks like he's suffering from delusions of grandeur
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Well Barbara, all I can suggest is that I post up a photo!  A friend is someone who knows all about you but loves you anyway!
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will you Stewart we all could do with a good laugh Mary L
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 A friend is someone who knows all about you but loves you anyway!
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Don't tell me you've forgotten what I look like
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